- Computer: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
- “…File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)”
- A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
- A computer is like an Old Testament god – lots of rules and no mercy.
- A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.
- A computer’s attention span is as long as its power cord.
- Brain surgeons, plumbers and lawyers need training to do their jobs, but anyone with a computer can be a web designer. In fact, anyone’s nephew already is.
- The colors a client requests will always look hideous on any monitor and look nothing like they did in print.
- Your client will love your design, then proceed to change everything about it.
- Clients who ask for “simple” changes usually want to alter the entire menu layout and all custom graphics.
ZenLite 2.1
